why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
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Crow Time - Statue 1
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It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!
They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.
Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)
THEIR GRANDMOTHERS SET THEM UP FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE~!
It's like a cross between "The Gift of the Magi" and those old commercials for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, y'know the whole "You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"/"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!" thing
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